1000 Questions -- The Longest Survey on Bzoink (Good luck!) |
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| =>This or That<= |
| Pie
or cake?: | Well, I have been
known to enjoy my share of cake... |
| Pie
or 3.14159...?: | Π,
of course. |
| Chocolate
or vanilla?: | Feh. |
| Black or white?: | White. |
| Ceiling
or floor?: | Floor. |
| Couch or bed?: | Bed. |
| Cough
or sneeze?: | Sneeze. |
| On or off?: | Off. |
| Closed
or open?: | Closed. |
| Brush or comb?: | Brush. |
| Long
or short?: | Short. |
| Big or small?: | Small. ... WTF. |
| Wet
or dry?: | Neutral? |
| Under or over?: | Over. |
| Top
or bottom?: | Top. ^_~ |
| Fly or fall?: | Fall. |
| Smile
or frown?: | Frown. |
| Tears of joy or
tears of sorrow?: | Sorrow. |
| Hot or cold?: | Cold. |
| Warm
or cool?: | Warm. |
| Rough or smooth?: | Smooth. |
| Cat
or dog?: | Cat. |
| Snake or bird?: | Snake. |
| Shark
or T-Rex?: | REQUIN REQUIN REQUIN |
| Past or present?: | Present. |
| Science
fiction or fantasy?: | Science
Fiction. |
| Dull
or sharp?: | Sharp. |
| Live forever or
die young?: | Die young. |
| Books or television?: | Books. |
| Jump
or skip?: | Skip. |
| Fast or slow?: | Average. |
| Run
or walk?: | Walk. |
| Guy or girl?: | Girl. |
| Disney
or Warner Brothers?: | Disney. |
| Belle or Jasmine?: | Jasmine. |
| Gaston
or Cruella Deville?: | I don't
know the first one. |
| Food
or friends?: | Friends. |
| Colors or black
and white?: | Black and white. |
| Cute or pretty?: | Pretty. |
| Good
or evil?: | Good. |
| Fruits or vegetables?: | Vegetables. |
| Milk
or juice?: | Milk. |
| Hot chocolate or
gingerale?: | Cocoa. |
| Beer or wine?: | Wine. |
| Movies
or cartoons?: | Films. |
| Pillow or blanket?: | Blanket. |
| Moon
or stars?: | Stars. |
| Sky or sea?: | Good question. Sea today. |
| Explode or implode?: | Explode. |
| =>Odd Questions<= |
| What
color is the bottom of your tongue?: | Purpley? |
| Your foot?: | Flesh-coloured? |
| Do
you have any medical problems concerning feet?: | No. |
| Do you secretly
fantasize about George W. Bush?: | No. |
| Do you chew on your
homework?: | No... >_>; <_<; |
| Pencils?: | No. |
| Do
you read the dictionary?: | ...
Yes. |
| Encyclopedia?: | Yes. |
| Atlas?: | No. Don't have one. |
| Road map?: | No. |
| Do
you memorize random facts?: | Yes. |
| Do you stalk anyone?: | No. |
| Does
anyone stalk you?: | I hope
not. |
| Do
you cut the grass with a pair of scissors?: | That
would be fun. But only one or two blades. |
| Do
you dust your lawn?: | No. |
| Do you collect dust?: | No. |
| Lint?: | No. |
| Baby
teeth?: | No. |
| Have you ever thought
of becoming a prostitute?: | Haha,
not seriously. |
| Do
you wish prostitution was legal?: | It
should be, but it's not something I wish and pray about all day. |
| Do
you use lotion on your feet?: | No. |
| Do you have problems
with Canadians?: | Eh? |
| Mexicans?: | ¿Qué? |
| Americans?: | I have a problem with a few individuals,
not all of them. I am one. |
| The
French?: | Non, pas de problème
ici. |
| The
English?: | Bloody limeys. |
| Have you ever played
a kazoo?: | Yes. |
| Have you ever shot
someone?: | No. |
| Something?: | Yes. |
| How
many pairs of underwear do you own?: | A
lot. |
| Jeans?: | Eight. |
| What
ring size are you?: | 7.5. |
| Belt size?: | Dunno. |
| Have
you ever gotten anything amputated?: | No. |
| Do you have a calendar
from 2001 hanging in your room?: | No. |
| Do you eat a lot?: | Depends. |
| Do
you get excited over cameras?: | Depends
on the camera. |
| Do
you have a strange obsession with pickles?: | PICKLE! |
| Poison?: | No. |
| Knives?: | No. |
| Cheese?: | CHEEEEEEEESE!!!!! |
| Penguins?: | :O |
| Bald
people?: | No. |
| Scrawny African
children?: | ... |
| Midgets?: | ... |
| Pirates?: | Yarr, I'm a pirate. |
| Corny jokes?: | :o |
| Are
you a virgin?: | Yes. |
| Are you a hermaphrodite?: | That term is obsolete. |
| Do you tie string
to your teeth?: | No. |
| Do you bite yourself?: | My fist if I'm nervous or my fingernails. |
| Cut yourself?: | No. |
| Do
you get cold sores often?: | No. |
| Do you have a cold
right now?: | Eh. |
| Do you suffer from
chronic migraines?: | Yes. |
| Do you like to touch
sharp objects?: | I can't resist. |
| Do you have a twitching
problem?: | THE DOCTOR SAYS
I DON'T TWITCH. |
| Are
you homicidal?: | No. |
| What do you do on
the computer?: | Stuff. |
| Anything your parents
should know about?: | No. |
| Are you happy with
your life?: | I guess. |
| Is everybody else
happy with your life?: | Who
cares? |
| Do
you like 100% white grape juice?: | No. |
| Do you honestly
believe that trees are, in fact, green?: | No. |
| How big is the universe?: | ∞. |
| What's
the logic behind your answer?: | That
says it all. |
| How
many hours of sleep do you get every night?: | Eh.
Seven on a good night. |
| What
do you dream about?: | What
DON'T I dream about? |
| Anything
your parents should know about?: | Whaaa? |
| Do you fall for
Internet advertisements?: | No. |
| Do you enjoy bungee
jumping?: | Hell no. |
| Do you have AIM?: | Yes. |
| MSN?: | Yes. |
| YIM?: | Yes. |
| A
Neopets account?: | I did. |
| A Vampirefreaks
account?: | No. |
| A Quizilla account?: | I did. |
| A
Bzoink account?: | I did. |
| Do you watch bugs
crawl on the floor?: | Sometimes. |
| Do you follow the
bugs that crawl on the floor?: | Yes. |
| Do you get attacked
by ladybugs?: | On occasion. |
| Are you scared of
everything that breathes?: | No. |
| Doesn't breathe?: | No. |
| Are
you scared of anything at all?: | Yes. |
| What?: | Intangible
things. |
| Which
cardinal direction do you like best?: | North. |
| Do you have a life?: | Nah. |
| Do
you have a microphone on your computer?: | Yes. |
| A webcam?: | No. |
| A
scanner?: | Yes. |
| A printer?: | Yes. |
| A
cordless mouse?: | No. |
| Does your mouse
light up?: | Yes. |
| Are you scared of
mice?: | No. |
| What kind of computer
do you have?: | Custom built. |
| Were you ever physically
abused?: | No. |
| Verbally?: | By my peers. |
| Sexually?: | No. |
| Do
you wish you were a fish?: | That's
fun to say. |
| A
cat?: | Ooh. |
| A dog?: | No. |
| Do
you have a cell phone?: | No. |
| What kind is it?: | N/A. |
| Do
you weasel out of things?: | Weasel. |
| Do your teachers
like you?: | I think so. Teachers
I don't have like me. |
| Do
your parents like you?: | I
hope so. |
| Do
your siblings like you?: | I
guess my half-brother does. |
| Does
karma, if it exists, love you?: | Karma
does not love. |
| Did
you have a tail when you were born?: | No. |
| Do you enjoy school?: | Yeah, sometimes. |
| Do you sleep under
or over the covers?: | Under. |
| Do you sleep in
a bed?: | Yes. |
| Do you catch yourself
floating at times?: | Yeaaaaaah,
trippyyyyyy. |
| Are
you a packrat?: | Yes. |
| Do you know HTML
or CSS?: | Yes. |
| Do you find yourself
chewing on anything your fingers have touched?: | No. |
| Do you shy away
from social situations?: | Completely. |
| Are you obsessed
with shiny things?: | Nah. |
| Are you at least
attracted to them?: | Nah. |
| Do you know what
you're going to get for the holidays?: | No. |
| Do you smash guitars
or any other type of instrument?: | No. |
| Do you label other
people?: | I think everyone
does. |
| Are
you proud?: | Depends. |
| Do you like scrambled
eggs?: | Not at all. |
| =>How
bad can I make you Look?<= |
| Do
you wash your hands frequently?: | About
500 times a day. |
| Do
you wet the bed?: | No. |
| What age did you
stop?: | I was young. |
| Do you lie a lot?: | Nah. |
| Do
you forget to brush your teeth frequently?: | No. |
| Brush your hair?: | I brush it, yeah. |
| Do you use deoderant?: | Yeah. |
| Do
you masturbate?: | Uhh. No. |
| How often?: | N/A, |
| Are
you an alcoholic?: | No. |
| A druggie?: | No. |
| Do
you drink illegally?: | No. |
| Do you wear underwear?: | Yeah. |
| Do
you change your underwear frequently?: | Twice
daily. |
| Are
you a coward?: | Depends. |
| A loser?: | Completely. |
| An
idiot?: | Durrrrr. |
| Do you chatspeak?: | Obnoxiously and in jest, yeah. |
| Are you a bad friend?: | I hope not. I'd rather be no friend
than a bad one. |
| Are
you untrustworthy?: | I don't
think so. |
| Unreliable?: | Nah. |
| Do
you pick your nose?: | If there's
something up there that I can't get with just a tissue, I grab another tissue and see if I can. |
| Are
you imperfect?: | Everyone is. |
| Ugly?: | Oh,
totally. |
| Do
you have bad hair?: | Sometimes,
yeah. |
| A
big nose?: | /)_(\ |
| Are you shallow?: | Well, I've proven otherwise. |
| Greedy?: | I hope not. |
| Do
you tell people you love them just to get want you want?: | No. |
| Do you have any
/important/ talents?: | I would
say so, yeah. |
| Do
you burp often?: | No. |
| Are you impolite?: | Sometimes, but not in terms of hygiene
and manners. I'm just a jerk. |
| Disrespectful?: | I can be. |
| Sadistic?: | -wry grin.- |
| Are
you a pansy?: | I'll kick your
ass. |
| Are
you a conformist? (Hot Topic is a mainstream store, by the way.): | No. |
| Are you a fan of
George W. Bush?: | Are you? |
| Do you have buck
teeth?: | No. |
| Acne?: | I
get blemishes from time to time. |
| Mental
illnesses?: | OCD OCD OCD. |
| Are you fake?: | I hope not. |
| Does
your breath smell?: | Like lavenders. |
| Do you have a strong
body odor?: | A good one. |
| Do you have bad
teeth?: | No. I have lovely
teeth. |
| Do
you have a bull ring through your nose?: | Eww,
sick. |
| Are
you overweight?: | No. |
| Anorexic?: | No. |
| Bulimic?: | No. |
| Do
you have a piercing in an inappropriate spot on your body?: | No. |
| A tattoo?: | No. |
| Are
you a wannabe?: | No. |
| Do you get bad grades?: | No. |
| What's
your IQ level?: | I'm guessing
between 140 and 180. It's high, I know that much. |
| Are
you a bad guesser?: | Yeah.
See above. |
| Are
you slow?: | In what? |
| Are you bad at reading
people?: | Depends. |
| Are you too nice
for your own good?: | Nah. |
| Do you have a lot
of friends?: | I do. |
| Do you give in easily?: | No. |
| Are
you stubborn?: | Totally. |
| Are you annoying?: | Sometimes. |
| Do
you enjoy talking about gross, disturbing things?: | LOL,
yeah. |
| Are
you a necrophilliac?: | "I WANNA
FUCK, I WANNA FUCK THE DEAD!" ... No. |
| Are
you incestual?: | No. |
| Is your room messy?: | A bit, yeah. |
| Do
you make fun of other people?: | All
the time. |
| Do
you respect your body?: | Yeah.
XxX. |
| Are
you arrogant?: | Ehh. |
| Do you have low
self-esteem?: | Totally. |
| Are you unique?: | Do cacti have hairs? |
| Are your hands clammy?: | Not now. |
| Are
you short?: | A bit, yeah. |
| Are you freakishly
tall?: | No. |
| Do you like Simple
Plan?: | Absolutely not. |
| =>Beliefs<= |
| Do you believe in
God?: | Maybe on a good day.
I would like to, but not really. |
| Do
you believe in magic?: | IN
A YOUNG GIRL'S HEART, HOW THE MUSIC CAN FREE HER WHENEVER IT STA--- no. |
| True
love?: | Yes. |
| Heaven?: | I would like to. |
| Hell?: | No. |
| Satan?: | No. |
| The
Lord and Lady?: | Hein? |
| The Goddess?: | I have a personal envisionment of
"The Goddess." |
| The
Greek Gods or Goddesses?: | Nah. |
| The Pagan Gods or
Goddesses?: | Nah. |
| Are you an atheist?: | Sort of. |
| Agnostic?: | Yeah. |
| Do
you believe in fairies?: | No. |
| Dragons?: | No. |
| Unicorns?: | No. |
| Gollums?: | No, |
| Santa?: | No. |
| The
Easter Bunny?: | No. |
| The Tooth Fairy?: | No. |
| Pixies?: | Ooh, pixies. |
| Phoenixes?: | Those are beautiful. No. |
| Elves?: | No. |
| Dwarves?: | Umm, dwarfism is a medical condition. |
| Mermaids?: | No. |
| Karma?: | Yes. |
| Immortality?: | The thought scares me. Nothing can
last forever... can it? |
| Do
you believe in the Aztec Gods?: | No. |
| Mayan Gods?: | No. |
| Incan
Gods?: | No. |
| Do you believe that
each different belief creates a new reality?: | Yes,
totally. |
| Do
you believe in life on other planets?: | Yes,
but not the way we generally envision it. |
| Do
you believe in parallel universes?: | Nah.
Cool theory, though. |
| Do
you believe that black holes are time portals?: | We'll
never know. |
| Do
you believe in Eternity?: | See
the answer for Immortality. |
| Do
you believe in evolution?: | Yeah. |
| Do you believe in
life after death?: | Life goes
on. |
| What
happens to us after we die?: | I
guess there's only one way to find out. -resumes daily routine.- |
| Do
you believe in superheroes?: | Everyday
people = heroes. But not like Batman and shit, no. |
| Super
villains?: | Nah. |
| Do you believe in
Fate?: | We make our own Fates.
-strict Determinist.- |
| That
everything has a purpose?: | Yes.
All things under the sun have purposes. ... Except for the word "flagella." o_o |
| Do
you believe that everything revolves around money?: | Nah,
but greed's a driving force in many people's lives. |
| Sex?: | Well, considering sexual intercourse
between two members of a species is the most common way of reproduction, I would say yeah... ¬_¬ Biologically and evolutionary,
yeah. |
| Love?: | Love is everything. |
| Success?: | Greeeeeeeeeed. |
| Making
yourself happy?: | No. We cannot
be truly happy until we... |
| Making
others happy?: | ... Make others
happy. |
| Religion?: | For some people, it does. |
| Politics?: | It shouldn't. |
| Do
you believe in miracles?: | Not
conventionally. |
| Angels?: | Not sure. |
| Demons?: | Nah. |
| Ghosts?: | No. |
| Do
you believe there's a someone for everyone?: | I
would like to, yes. Twin souls, woo. |
| Do
you believe in true, selfless happiness?: | It
exists within all of us, but it is up to us to achieve such a state. |
| Do
you believe in selfessness at all?: | I
suppose it can happen, yes. But only to the most enlightened among us. |
| Do
you believe that wishing for something can make it happen?: | We
must take action to achieve what we desire... And we must eliminate our desire... |
| Do
you believe that the means justify the ends?: | Always,
unless some sort of fluke happens. |
| Do
you believe that anything can happen?: | There's
always going to be a way to scientifically disprove anything, so... Can anything NOT happen? |
| =>The Basics<= |
| Name: | You ask me all of these personal things
and THEN ask me my name? Aly[ssa] Fields*, at your service. *Not my real surname. Durrr. |
| Age: | 16. |
| Gender: | You mean sex, don't you? Female. |
| Happy with it?: | Sure, why not? |
| Eye
color: | Hazel. |
| Happy with it?: | Sure, why not? |
| If
not, what would you change it to?: | N/A. |
| Hair color: | Brown. |
| Happy
with it?: | Yes. |
| If not, what would
you change it to?: | N/A. |
| Hair length: | Medium. |
| Hair
style: | Sally Fields. |
| Have you ever dyed
your hair?: | Yeah. |
| What color?: | Honey blonde. |
| Do
you dye your hair frequently?: | No. |
| Has it ever gotten
damaged?: | No. |
| Are you clean-shaven?: | Uhh... |
| What's
your body type?: | Slight. |
| Are your fingers
long and slender, short and fat, or somewhere in between?: | Long
and slender. |
| Thin
or full lips?: | Full. |
| Thin hair, thick
hair, or somewhere in between?: | Somewheetween.
More thick than thin, thre in bough. |
| Have
you ever had lice?: | No. Eww. |
| How old were you?: | N/A. |
| Nicknames: | ... Aly Fields. Aly, Chouchou [de
la Maîtresse], Nat-Aly Fields, Felix, Nat-Aly Felix Fields... |
| Happy
with them?: | Yeah, except Chouchou,
which I'm starting to warm up to. |
| Aliases: | ... Nat-Aly Felix Fields. |
| What made you choose
them?: | Heathurr Shookley. |
| If you were born
a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be?: | Can
I choose it? John. |
| Think
of the situation above. What would you want your name to be?: | ...
John. |
| If
you had a choice, would you drop your last name?: | Change
it. |
| What
heritage does your first name imply?: | First
name wouldn't imply much of anything. TEUTONIC ORIGIN. |
| Middle
name?: | English-speaking whites. |
| Last name?: | Italian like whoa. |
| Place of birth: | Charlotte, North Carolina. |
| Date of birth: | 04 January 1990. |
| Nationality: | American. |
| Were
you named after anyone?: | Yeah. |
| Who?: | Alyssa
Milano. |
| What
side of the family does your name come from?: | Umm...
I think it was mutual. o_o; And obviously my last name is from my father's side. |
| Did
your parents immigrate?: | No. |
| How about your grandparents?: | No. |
| Your
great grandparents?: | I think
their parents did, actually. |
| Farther
back into your family?: | See
above. |
| Where
did they emmigrate from?: | Italy/Ireland/Poland/Batchcavia. |
| Where did they immigrate
to?: | Ellis Island. |
| Skin color: | White. |
| What's
your facial structure like?: | Like
an upside down pentagon, sez Michael. I like my facial structure. |
| Height: | 5'2". |
| Happy
with it?: | I'd be taller if
I could, but I like it fine, sure. |
| Weight: | 115. |
| Happy
with it?: | Yeah, it's good. |
| How old are your
parents?: | :x |
| What's your father's
name?: | Richard, |
| Your mother's?: | Doris. |
| Do
you have any siblings?: | I
have one half-brother. |
| How
old are they?: | :x |
| What are their names?: | Chuck. |
| Do
you get along with your family?: | On
good days. |
| Do
you wish they were different?: | Nah. |
| Were you ever abused
by any member of your family?: | Nah. |
| Were you ever betrayed
by a member of your family?: | Nah. |
| Did your family
ever disown any other member of your family?: | I
don't think so. |
| If
so, why?: | N/A. |
| Who do you get along
with most?: | Mon père ou ma
grand-mère. |
| =>Favorites<= |
| Color: | Black or white. Oh, REAL colors,
you say? Red or blue. |
| Month: | October. |
| Year: | ... |
| Decade: | 80s! |
| Century: | 20th? |
| Millenium: | ... |
| Animal: | BABY ARCTIC SEAL |
| Movie: | Autumn
Spring. |
| Book: | Les Misérables, Victor Hugo. |
| River: | ... |
| Lake: | ... |
| Ocean: | Atlantic? |
| Country: | SWITZERLAND! |
| City: | New York. |
| State: | New Jersey. |
| Province: | N/A. |
| Place
to go in your neighborhood: | My
house/the park. |
| Person: | Kate Bush. Sorry. |
| Relative: | Mon père ou ma grand-mère. |
| Pet: | Heeeeeeein...
Furby. |
| Actor: | Vlastimil Brodský. |
| Actress: | Audrey Hepburn. |
| Celebrity: | :O |
| Musician: | Kate Bush. |
| Singer: | Kate Bush/Natalie Merchant/Jane Siberry/Judy
Collins. |
| Band: | 10,000 Maniacs. |
| Movie
genre: | Drama. |
| Book genre: | Realistic fiction or science fiction. |
| Play genre: | Tragedy. |
| Play: | A Raisin In The Sun, The
Children's Hour, Oedipus Rex, and A Doll's House. |
| Musical: | My Fair Lady. |
| Poem: | "I
Carry Your Heart," e.e. cummings. |
| Writer: | Ray Bradbury, fo'sho. |
| Song: | Good
question. Right now, I guess it's either "The White Tent The Raft" or "Goodbye" or "Ingrid And the Footman" (Jane Siberry).
Overall? Probably "Suzanne," Judy Collins. |
| Sport: | Baseball. |
| Drink: | Perrier Lime. |
| Food: | Chicken curry, basmati rice, and chutney
with pappadum. (That's a meal, BTW.) |
| Brand
of cereal: | I want Kix. I
haven't had those in awhile. |
| Candy
bar: | |
| Disney
princess: | |
| Disney prince: | |
| Disney
villain: | |
| Disney character: | |
| CD: | |
| Director: | |
| Videogame: | |
| Computer
game: | |
| Game: | |
| Board
game: | |
| Word
game: | |
| Clothing
style: | |
| Truth
or dare question: | |
| Fairy tale: | |
| Lullaby: | |
| Holiday: | |
| Mythological
creature: | |
| Miscellaneous item: | |
| Storybook
character: | |
| Movie character: | |
| Play
character: | |
| Musical character: | |
| College: | |
| Football
team: | |
| Soccer
team: | |
| Tennis
player: | |
| Hockey team: | |
| Basketball
team: | |
| Baseball
team: | |
| Swimmer: | |
| Track
star: | |
| Vegetable: | |
| Fruit: | |
| Toothpaste
brand: | |
| Type
of computer: | |
| Medication: | |
| Poison: | |
| Type
of sword: | |
| Type of gun: | |
| Planet: | |
| Space
feature: | |
| Breed of cat: | |
| Dog: | |
| Spider: | |
| Fish: | |
| Penguin: | |
| Species
of crustacean: | |
| Arachnid: | |
| Insect: | |
| Pair
of socks: | |
| Scooby-Doo character: | |
| Spongebob
Squarepants character: | |
| Quote: | |
| Adage: | |
| President: | |
| Astrological
sign: | |
| Chinese
zodiac sign: | |
| Number: | |
| Short
story: | |
| Word: | |
| Definition: | |
| Time
period: | |
| Dictionary brand: | |
| Series
of books: | |
| Publishing company: | |
| Illustrator: | |
| Artist: | |
| Childhood
story: | |
| Childhood
memory: | |
| Facial expression: | |
| Serial
killer: | |
| Medieval torture
device: | |
| Instrument: | |
| Brand
of chocolate: | |
| Candy: | |
| Brand of candy: | |
| Time
of day: | |
| Codename Amour and
Adori use: | |
| Letter: | |
| Inside
joke: | |
| Joke: | |
| Scent: | |
| Onomotapoeia: | |
| Alliteration: | |
| =>The Ideal Mate<= |
| Hair
color: | |
| Hair
length: | |
| Hair style: | |
| Eye
color: | |
| Skin
color: | |
| Any
makeup?: | |
| Clothing style: | |
| Shy
or outgoing?: | |
| Happy or depressed?: | |
| Funny
or serious?: | |
| Abusive or kind?: | |
| Respectful
or perverted?: | |
| Completely describe
their personality: | |
| This is another
space if you need it: | |
| Ideal height: | |
| Ideal
weight: | |
| Body type: | |
| Completely
describe their appearances: | |
| This is another
space if you need it: | |
| Cup size or condom
size: | |
| Masochistic
or sadistic?: | |
| Conformist or nonconformist?: | |
| Artistic
or athletic?: | |
| Intellectual or
unintelligent?: | |
| Complex or simple?: | |
| What
would their hobbies be?: | |
| Interests?: | |
| Obsessions: | |
| Would
they hug you often?: | |
| Kiss you often?: | |
| Would
they frequently tell you that they loved you?: | |
| Have you already
found your ideal mate?: | |
| Or as close as someone
can get?: | |
| Would you have sex
often, never, or sometimes?: | |
| Are you in love?: | |
| What
will you do together?: | |
| Your ideal date: | |
| Your
ideal wedding: | |
| How many kids?: | |
| What
will their names be?: | |
| What do you think
they would look like?: | |
| Will you even have
kids?: | |
| If
not, why?: | |
| Will you even get
married?: | |
| If no, why?: | |
| Are
you taken or single?: | |
| =>Dislikes<= |
| Least favorite color: | |
| Animal: | |
| Number: | |
| President: | |
| Actor: | |
| Actress: | |
| Director: | |
| Celebrity: | |
| Artist: | |
| Illustrator: | |
| Poet: | |
| Writer: | |
| Band: | |
| Musician: | |
| Singer: | |
| Food: | |
| Fruit: | |
| Vegetable: | |
| Candy: | |
| Candy
bar: | |
| Brand
of chocolate: | |
| Skittles flavor: | |
| Month: | |
| Year: | |
| Decade: | |
| Century: | |
| Millenium: | |
| Era: | |
| Time
period: | |
| Battle of the Civil
War: | |
| War: | |
| Battle
of WWII: | |
| Battle of American
Revolution: | |
| Genius: | |
| Genus
of plant: | |
| Flower: | |
| Tree: | |
| Hair
color: | |
| Eye
color: | |
| Fairy
tale: | |
| Disney
princess: | |
| Disney villain: | |
| Disney
prince: | |
| Movie character: | |
| Play
character: | |
| Book character: | |
| Musical
character: | |
| Play: | |
| Musical: | |
| Person: | |
| Brand
of cereal: | |
| Brand of battery: | |
| Mental
illness: | |
| Medication: | |
| Serial
killer: | |
| Poison: | |
| Type
of sword: | |
| Type of gun: | |
| Toothpaste
brand: | |
| Scent: | |
| Taste: | |
| Sound: | |
| Sexual
position: | |
| Article of clothing: | |
| =>What do you think Of...<= |
| Ugly
people?: | |
| Pretty people?: | |
| Bald
people?: | |
| Scrawny African
children?: | |
| Religion?: | |
| Politics?: | |
| Abortion?: | |
| Church?: | |
| Separation
of church and state?: | |
| Blondes?: | |
| Brunettes?: | |
| Redheads?: | |
| Mainstream
rock?: | |
| Abercrombie?: | |
| Pop
music?: | |
| Classic rock?: | |
| Roleplaying?: | |
| Emo
music?: | |
| Ignorance?: | |
| Stupidity?: | |
| Mental
retardation?: | |
| My friend, Kcaiyettlyinnee?: | |
| Friends?: | |
| Disrespect?: | |
| Immaturity?: | |
| Republicans?: | |
| Democrats?: | |
| George
W. Bush?: | |
| Your mom? (OH, BURN.): | |
| My
mom?: | |
| Me?: | |
| This
survey?: | |
| Dry walls?: | |
| Painted
walls?: | |
| Drugs?: | |
| Alcohol?: | |
| Prostitution?: | |
| Premarital
sex?: | |
| Teenage
sex?: | |
| People?: | |
| Your
classmates?: | |
| Your co-workers?: | |
| Your
school?: | |
| Your family?: | |
| My
family?: | |
| Your mental health?: | |
| My
mental health?: | |
| Falling asleep holding
a stuffed animal?: | |
| Your life?: | |
| My
life?: | |
| The
color green?: | |
| Pickles?: | |
| Food?: | |
| Electricity?: | |
| Niagra
falls?: | |
| Cataracts?: | |
| Bridges?: | |
| Braces?: | |
| Dictionairies?: | |
| Television?: | |
| Fairy
tales?: | |
| Hollywood?: | |
| MTV?: | |
| =>Currently...<= |
| What
are you feeling?: | |
| Smelling?: | |
| Seeing?: | |
| Hearing?: | |
| Doing?: | |
| Who
are you talking to online?: | |
| On the phone?: | |
| What
room of the house are you in?: | |
| Are you cold?: | |
| Bored?: | |
| Warm?: | |
| Hot?: | |
| Do
you look nice?: | |
| What are you wearing?: | |
| Are
you eating anything?: | |
| Drinking anything?: | |
| What's
your heart rate?: | |
| BMI?: | |
| What brand of shoes
are you wearing?: | |
| What are you wishing
for?: | |
| What
are you worried about?: | |
| Sad about?: | |
| Happy
about?: | |
| Angry about?: | |
| Serious
about?: | |
| Laughing about?: | |
| Talking
about?: | |
| Typing about?: | |
| =>Friends<= |
| Who
are your friends?: | |
| Your best friends?: | |
| Who
do you hang out with most?: | |
| Who do you treat
the best?: | |
| Who treats you the
best?: | |
| Do
you even have friends?: | |
| If so, why are you
taking this survey?: | |
| Who's the funny
one?: | |
| The
smart one?: | |
| The depressed one?: | |
| The
punk?: | |
| The
goth?: | |
| The
prep?: | |
| The
jock?: | |
| The
outcast?: | |
| The stupid one?: | |
| The
one who you think will kill someone one day?: | |
| The annoying one?: | |
| The
hyper one?: | |
| The oblivious one?: | |
| The
romantic?: | |
| The pervert?: | |
| The
content one?: | |
| The liar?: | |
| The
cheapskate?: | |
| The ominous one?: | |
| The
disrespectful one?: | |
| The abusive one?: | |
| The
hot one?: | |
| The ugly one?: | |
| The
one that hates you?: | |
| The one that hates
you, but hangs out with you anyway?: | |
| The back-up one?: | |
| The
fighter?: | |
| The lover?: | |
| The
hippie?: | |
| The druggie?: | |
| The
alcoholic?: | |
| The one that's recovering?: | |
| The
one that's in jail?: | |
| The one that is
most likely to be in jail?: | |
| The one that's going
to be executed?: | |
| The most likely
to be murdered?: | |
| The most likely
to be committed to a mental hospital?: | |
| The most likely
to stay there forever?: | |
| The normal one?: | |
| The
conformist?: | |
| The nonconformist?: | |
| The
masochistic one?: | |
| The sadistic one?: | |
| The
weird one?: | |
| The musical one?: | |
| The
artistic one?: | |
| The perfect one?: | |
| The
literary genius?: | |
| The fugitive?: | |
| The
juvenille delinquint?: | |
| The Jewish one?: | |
| The
Christian one?: | |
| The Buddhist one?: | |
| The
Muslim one?: | |
| The Hindu one?: | |
| The
Catholic one?: | |
| The Wiccan one?: | |
| The
atheist?: | |
| The agnostic?: | |
| The
cutter?: | |
| The anorexic one?: | |
| The
bulimic one?: | |
| The skinny one?: | |
| The
thin one?: | |
| The fat one?: | |
| The
obese one?: | |
| The Satanic one?: | |
| =>Have you Ever...<= |
| Gone
on a cruise?: | |
| Beaten someone up?: | |
| Been
beaten up?: | |
| Bullied someone?: | |
| Been
bullied?: | |
| Attempted suicide?: | |
| Attempted
murder?: | |
| Nearly died?: | |
| Broken
the law?: | |
| Stolen something?: | |
| Had
an abortion?: | |
| Known the president?: | |
| Had
an affair with the president?: | |
| Met a famous person?: | |
| Masturbated?: | |
| Gotten
drunk?: | |
| Gotten high?: | |
| Had
masochistic sex?: | |
| Had an affair?: | |
| Been
out of the country?: | |
| Out of state?: | |
| Out
of your town?: | |
| Written a poem?: | |
| A
story?: | |
| A novel?: | |
| A
song?: | |
| Gotten
published?: | |
| Written a love poem?: | |
| Story?: | |
| Novel?: | |
| Song?: | |
| Said
that you hated the world?: | |
| Finished school?: | |
| Flunked
a grade?: | |
| Flunked a test?: | |
| Flunked
a subject?: | |
| Read a book for
enjoyment?: | |
| Bungee jumped?: | |
| Skydived?: | |
| Danced?: | |
| Been
to a dance?: | |
| Suba dived?: | |
| Broken
a bone?: | |
| Gotten a nose bleed?: | |
| Had
an orgasm?: | |
| Suffered from psychosis?: | |
| Wished
you could get away with something?: | |
| Thought of killing
someone?: | |
| Thought of killing
yourself?: | |
| Saved someone's
life?: | |
| Saved
your own?: | |
| Gone to the beach?: | |
| Gone
fishing?: | |
| Gone to an island?: | |
| Died
in a dream?: | |
| Had a dream that
came true?: | |
| Kissed someone in
the rain?: | |
| Gotten pregnant?: | |
| Eaten
calamari?: | |
| Lobster?: | |
| Helped
anybody during the holidays?: | |
| Helped a stranger?: | |
| Kissed
a stranger?: | |
| Hugged a stranger?: | |
| Had
sex with a stranger?: | |
| =>Can
You...<= |
| Kiss
your elbow?: | |
| Touch your nose
with your tongue?: | |
| Stick your fist
in your mouth?: | |
| Touch your toes?: | |
| Give
away money?: | |
| Marry a family member?: | |
| Hire
an assassin?: | |
| Get ahold of drugs?: | |
| Alcohol?: | |
| Stay
up all night?: | |
| Stay up for /ten/
nights?: | |
| Finish this survey?: | |
| Swim?: | |
| Draw
well?: | |
| Sing
well?: | |
| Write
well?: | |
| Eat
a box of chocolates in an hour?: | |
| Eat an entire package
of Oreos in a half an hour?: | |
| Without milk?: | |
| Predict
the future?: | |
| =>Would
you Ever...<= |
| Sacrifice
everything for a friend?: | |
| A lover?: | |
| Give
your life for a friend?: | |
| A lover?: | |
| Give
your life to save a stranger's?: | |
| Post yourself having
sex up on the Internet?: | |
| Sell yourself?: | |
| Have
cyber sex?: | |
| Real sex?: | |
| With
who?: | |
| Here's
an extra space if you need one: | |
| Lie to a friend?: | |
| Lie
to your parents?: | |
| Lie to a lover?: | |
| Steal
from your parents?: | |
| Hug them in public?: | |
| Blow
up your house?: | |
| Abuse someone?: | |
| Use
someone?: | |
| Recommend this survey
to a friend?: | |
| =>Would
you ever Be...<= |
| A
fireman?: | |
| Policeman?: | |
| Serial
killer?: | |
| Doctor?: | |
| Surgeon?: | |
| Prostitute?: | |
| Playboy
model?: | |
| Writer?: | |
| Artist?: | |
| Musician?: | |
| Assassin?: | |
| Ninja?: | |
| Soldier?: | |
| President?: | |
| Darth
Vader?: | |
| Pilot?: | |
| Mortician?: | |
| Forensic
scientist?: | |
| Detective?: | |
| Lawyer?: | |
| Drug-dealer?: | |
| Pirate?: | |
| Box-carrier?: | |
| Store
clerk?: | |
| Banker?: | |
| Criminal?: | |
| Target?: | |
| Professional
wrestler?: | |
| Tennis player?: | |
| Rapper?: | |
| Country
singer?: | |
| Pop star?: | |
| Actor?: | |
| Plastic
surgeon?: | |
| =>Why...<= |
| Is the sky blue?: | |
| Is
the world round?: | |
| Is the world unfair?: | |
| Are
most people selfish?: | |
| Impolite?: | |
| Disrespectful?: | |
| Conforming?: | |
| Are
there religions?: | |
| Theories?: | |
| Opinions?: | |
| Are
humans so intelligent?: | |
| Do we need air?: | |
| Do
we age?: | |
| Do we die?: | |
| Can't
pigs fly?: | |
| Is there cheddar
cheese in the world?: | |
| Swiss?: | |
| American?: | |
| Are
you taking this?: | |
| =>When
was the last Time...<= |
| You
brushed your teeth?: | |
| Took a shower?: | |
| Ate?: | |
| Drank?: | |
| Drank
an alcoholic beverage?: | |
| Took a pill?: | |
| Smoked?: | |
| You
got your photograph taken?: | |
| You got caught doing
something bad?: | |
| Had sex?: | |
| Dyed
your hair?: | |
| Hurt someone physically?: | |
| Hurt
someone emotionally?: | |
| Did your homework?: | |
| Hung
out with your friends?: | |
| Got drunk?: | |
| Got
high?: | |
| Said | |
| Said | |
| Took
a survey?: | |
| Won a contest?: | |
| Went
out on a date?: | |
| Had a strong sexual
drive?: | |
| =>Word
Association<= |
| Bed. | |
| Curtains. | |
| Lights. | |
| Music. | |
| Candles. | |
| Closet. | |
| Door. | |
| Window. | |
| Onomotapoeia. | |
| Dog. | |
| Cat. | |
| Egypt. | |
| Corey. | |
| Mirror. | |
| Case. | |
| Cage. | |
| Cave. | |
| Nutella. | |
| Bird. | |
| Bear. | |
| Death. | |
| Life. | |
| White. | |
| Black. | |
| Personality. | |
| Pickle. | |
| Dilemna. | |
| Love. | |
| Liberal. | |
| Conservative. | |
| Ball. | |
| Moderate. | |
| Inept. | |
| THE END. Congratulations. |
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